Fan ID: Platinum Blonde

Melanie Wallace

Shmellow Yellow

Melanie is one of our closest friends. She visited us and we had a blast. We helped her set up her award winning blog and we think she does a good job.

UPs: Winner of guestbook signing contest and only employee of Deep Sea Chicken to submit a resume. Click here to read it..

DOWNs: She lives in the city that gave us (and unfortunately the rest of the world) Pamela Anderson. Needs to be reminded to blog.

STATs: Speaks Flemmish, Husband SpandexBoy, Loves Archives.

Fan ID: Cinnamon Buns

Leah/Beah

butt ER cup

We have never met Cinnamon Buns, butt she is one of our most loyal fans.

UPs: Winner of Dan's e-contest and now the proud owner of some lovely decorated undies courtesy of Katelyn and Dan.

DOWNs: She lives out in the country and it takes FOREVER for mail to reach her.

STATs: Dutch, Country BUMkin, Husband Phil

Fan ID: Family of 9 2B

Jonathan, Amanda and Aidan

1 of 7 Kids 2B

Jonathan, once mistaken for ABC, is our most humorous fan and guestbook contributor. He doesn't know it yet, but he plans to have 7 kids with his darling wife Amanda.

UPs: Has a knack for predicting Survivor outcomes, his sense of humor.

DOWNs: Lack of clothing under his Kilt, Plays the bagpipes or may be related to someone who does.

STATs: 1 kid down 6 to go, Jonathan used to live in New Market, Jonathan/Aidan are Scottish

Fan ID: Beautiful Stoner

Karen

She Rocks

Karen is our guestbook maniac. Dad is the only one who has met her when he was in England. She seems like a lot of fun.

UPs: Seems to know a lot about crafts, came to visit Canada because we are so cool, Played the constipation game with Melanie

DOWNs: Not good at obeying ER rules, Has not moved to Canada like she should.

STATs: U of Brum UK, Promotes Health, Loves Canadians.

Fan ID: Colorado Kid

Katie Ernst

FALCONS eat MICE

We met Katie in Colorado but she lives in Pamela Andersonville. She is a lot of fun and we thinkest she has a flair for writing.

UPs: Loved our interactive stories, Cheers for the Canucks, Awesome track runner and mean field hockey player.

DOWNs: Pamela (need we say more), lives too far away from us, not enough people as cool as her.

STATs: March 19, 1992, Brothers Evan and Jared, plays for the FALCONS

Fan ID: Afro Annie

Anna Myers

Blue

Anna is Katelyn's best friend but does not actually read our blog although she IS a fan. This picture was provided courtesy of Katelyn and captures Anna in her native habitat.

UPs: Likes Katelyn, Loves all the Abarbanels too especially baldguy, Plays the French Horn

DOWNs: Is moving to St. John, Does not read our blog, Is slightly intimidating

STATs: 2 sisters Victoria and Lynnaea, March 26, 1991, Alternate Nickname:Blue

Fan ID: Prince & Princess Underwhere

Tim and Deanna Underwood

Princess Deanna Underwear Prince Timmy Underwear

All the way from Waterloo come this stupendous duo. Only occasional visitors of our blog (but we will not hold that against them) they came all the way out to visit us.

UPs: Princess Dee managed to convince Tiny Timmy to loose the pony tail. Princess Dee is great at crafts, fluent in French, deep thinker. Tiny Timmy is a good squash player, a lean machine, only one who has a nickname for us (and tells us).

DOWNs: Never beat Tiny at squash, live far away, healthiest couple we know (which reminds us that we are not).

STATs: Healthy, Waterlooers, Dynamic, Royal