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My best fishing excuses, in random order:
1. "The wind was too strong."
2. "The cold wind is putting them down."
3. "The sun was too bright."
4. "Too many bugs on the water."
5. "They didn't want what I was using."
6. "We got there too late."
7. "The water was too clear."
8. "The moon is in the wrong phase."
9. "The wind was from the East."
10. "That new line I bought is no good for nothing."
11. "No one catches fish after a cold front."
12. "The water was too high/low."
Last Updated: March 4, 2001
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