Gawd, I just saw that the Nimrods haven't gone away.

It's official. The Town of Wolfville Hates Dogs. I read it here. These nil-wits on Council have invented 10 ways to fine you and your poor pooch. Only 2 ways to fine skateboarders. OK, they hate skateboarders also, but only one-fifth as much as they hate you and your dog.

Well here's some doggerl to shove up their where the sun doesn't shine.

From everything that I can see,
Town of Wolfville's interest in me
Is purely pecuniary.
Do not think you can blink,
'Cause those taxation hogs
Will steal bones from old dogs.