Policitian's Faking It

Bureaucrats faking an immigration ceremony, why not? Politicians who pretend it has nothing to do with them, of course! Like all those fake, high-paying jobs that our unemployed young people aren't qualified for? Like the fake, plush, private pension plans that most workers never could quite afford? Like all those folks feigning old age, they really shouldn't be allowed, we have fake jobs for them too! Never mind, our economy will be saved by all those fake immigrants filling fake jobs and surplus houses. And if that isn't fantastical enough, we'll have another round of globalization so corporations can hire more overseas slaves. That's how we'll afford those plush pensions for politicians.