The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen

...has closed it's doors.


The time has come to turn off the gas in the kitchen.  Our home made muffins have been replaced by the fast food chains of social networking - MySpace, Facebook and Twitter.

  • No longer will we reach for an oversized chrome spoon, gathering an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.

  • No longer will we twist the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing anointment utensil.

  • No longer will we put forth a quarter ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of our own design.

  • "Arf" I say...

You can still check out what we're doing by visiting each of our own little muffin kiosks on Facebook.

"So long and thanks for all the flour."

        The Galactic Moustache Company