The following tale is true. A tale of pluck and muck. A tale of water and woe. A tale never before told. On the big screen. (or any screen) - Arlenric Productions - presents... "les muddserables"
May 2 Great storms announce themselves with a gentle breeze, Marquis "LadyHawke"	May 16 The gods have put their mark on you. Some day you will find out why. "BeastMaster"	May 23 May the force be with you... "Star Wars"
June 13 Houston...we have a problem... "Apollo 13"	June 20 You want my advice.. Go back to Bulgaria... "Casablanca"	June 27 Way wrong answer... "Armageddon"
July 04 Looks like we've just had our glitch for this mission... "Apollo 13"	July 11 We will do it at the hour of Scampering... "Babylon 5"	July 18 I know that sound.. and I love it... "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum"
July 25 I've had about all the vacation I can stand... "Seven Nights and Six Days"	August 15 We will fight them on the beaches We will never surrender... "Winston Churchill"	September 12 I think it's important... not to BE panicking! "The American President"
September 19 You have a problem, you tell Wally. He tells everyone, no more problem "Crocodile Dundee"	October 3 This isn't a state of California. It's a state of insanity!! "1941"	October 10 It only proves even a blind monkey can sometimes find a banana "The Lost City Of Gold"
October 17 Only a complete genius or a total idiot could pull this off, lucky for us he's both... "Rocketman"	October 18 Sometimes you can just smell a really shitty day on the way can't you... "The Paper"	October 24 I believe in miracles Marquis. It's part of my job "Ladyhawke"
November 7 The gods must think the sun shines out of your arse... "Life Of Brian"	November 8 I'm not happy with this boat sir. asking permission for a transfer "Down Periscope"	November 21 Would someone please take me back to my room... "The Dream Team"
April 11 What's normal? Normal is what everyone else is and you're not... "Star Trek"	April 13 I hope you're happy! I don't need a bathroom anymore! "That Darn Cat"	April 24 We've got a deal. but I don't want no dead frogs!! "Cannery Row"
May 30 Sometimes I think bringing you into the world was a waste of professional effort. The End... "Why Didn't They Ask Evans"