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pouched bugs...
chaucer's saucer...
de-caf wolfie...
doh by doze...
mouse meat...
ruffled feathers...
sofaaa, so good!!
table scraps...
snooze puddie...
the woowoo...
ooouch!!
the manx...
melee gloriosus...
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Defoxxification
Ciara and Chinn Oir, two of our Irish Wolfhounds, were about a year old when
this incident occurred. It was about seven a.m., and the three of us were enjoying
our usual early morning ramble. The two wolfhounds were roaming the field some
distance when they became very interested, almost agitated, by what appeared
to be a large brown paper bag. Better investigate I thought.
As I approached, their activity became even more animated. They were very definitely
being playful and not in the least aggressive and I suddenly realized they were
stalking, not a paper bag, but a fox!!
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Mister Fox was certainly not amused. He was sitting on his haunches with teeth
bared while Ciara and Chinn Oir bounced around him inviting him to play. Mister
Fox wasn't sure what kind of game these two had in mind but he wasn't having
any of it. What followed my appearance on the scene was definitely worth a video.
My plan was to corral the dogs and put them on lead. Even thinking I could
accomplish this was wildly optimistic on my part. For starters, two dogs, one
leash, and one me.
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It wouldn't have worked even if Mister Fox hadn't been there to help out.
I removed my belt while trying to intercept the dogs as they bounded
around the fox. Fortunately, the pants stayed up. Armed with my makeshift leashes,
my next move was to follow the bouncing doggies and lasso them. Definitely easier
said than done. I managed to slip one lead on Ciara.
Encumbered with one dog on lead my attempts to catch Chinn Oir became even
more comical. Holding one dog, running after the other with my belt, trying
to keep my pants in place, keep myself between both dogs and fox and keep my
feet. After fifteen minutes of skidding across the hayfield I managed at last
to loop my belt around Chinn Oir.
The fox had remained on his haunches all this time, changing the direction
he was facing as the dogs raced around. Once both dogs were on lead Mister Fox
must have realized this was his chance to escape. He dashed toward the woods
and safety leaving me on my back with both arms stretched in different directions
holding the excited dogs as they watched their would be playmate desert them.
Mister Fox didn't give one backward glance. Once he was in the woods he was
gone. Needless to say, it was a very weary me that trudged back to the house.
My pants, still struggling to remain decent, were a mess of grass stains. Buttons
were gone from my shirt and my jacket had had its zipper rearranged. My face
was muddy and my hair was streaked with green. Believe it or not my glasses
remained intact. It was some time before I saw Mister Fox again and when I did,
never, was it when the dogs were with me.
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