ArlenRic Productions
- used camels, smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em -





stop me...

the diva...

boa to bowa...

guard that gourd...

fighting words...

you can't do...

rhodes to woad

bumper shock...

aurora mom...

brel is well...

ah-due-bee

taffy pull...

your mission, jim

I'd Walk A Mile For A Camel
The ad agency crew, given the task of producing a new advertising slogan, were at their wits end.

They had been the desert for weeks, desert movies were "in" at the moment, but a catchy slogan had so far eluded them.

On top of everything else that had gone wrong, the intrepid desert explorer actor had just disappeared over the distant sand dunes. Last seen on a runaway camel.

After some time the camel, loaded with cigarette cartons, strode with noble disdain back across the sand dunes of Arabia and onto the film set.

Trailing some distance behind was the very disheveled and obviously very weary, dusty and thirsty actor.

He was yelling at the camel in a sun-drenched voice, "I'll never walk another bloody mile for any blasted camel"

And history was made.

the end...