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Card#1
"He did not yet know true agony,
but he would."
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Card#2
"Hello from wonderful, ageless me, to
poor, pathetic, old you!"
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Card#3
"Girlfriend, you too can look as super
fabulous as I do....just ask!" |
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Card#4
"Who made you queen of the office?
Mess with me sister, and I'll squash
you like a fly!"
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Card#5
"She was going to wash that man
right out of her hair" |
Card#6
Card Saying # 1
"Honey don't take this the wrong way,
but there's something about you that
really makes me sick."
Card Saying # 2
"Honey next year for our anniversary
could you buy me a gift certificate from
the spa, I really don't want another
power tool."
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Card#7
"Don't let my innocent look fool you!"
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Card#8
Card Saying # 1
"What the hell is that
growing on my face?"
Card Saying # 2
"Fear came over her as she realized she
would be late for work. How would they
survive without her."
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Card#9
"She daydreamed of the life
she once knew before facial hair
and wrinkles took over her life."
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Card#10
"If he touched her just one more
time she was going to throw up!" |
Card#11
"Stan told Mildred that if she kept up
with her wifely duties, housecleaning and
cooking, she would be able to have a full
time job outside of the house. How lucky
was she!"
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Card#12
Card Saying # 1
"That's right Mildred, men prefer
skinny women because salads are cheap
& they are too weak to argue!"
Card Saying # 2
"Mildred, the doctor said that my
facial hair is due to a hormonal
imbalance which happens to
women my age!" |
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Card#13
"Warning, I have an attitude
and know how to use it! So be
afraid, be very afraid!" |
Card#14
"From one fairy princess to another!" |
Card#15
"Ted was a real stud muffin, but
could she trust him? How could she
know for sure?"
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Card#16
"She was just one cream puff away
from not fitting into her wedding dress." |
Card#17
"Now that she had the ring on her
finger, he was going to find out who
was really the boss!"
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Card#18
"If he opened his mouth just one more
time, she was going to cram his sandwich
right down his bloody throat!" |
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Card#19
"She knew that he would change once
he had the ring on his finger."
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Card#20
It's a girls night out...and
"I'm going to steal someone's boyfriend",
"I'm going to get in a fight!", and
"I'm going to dress like a tramp."
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